do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Sherlock AU: After the fall, John can’t cope with the lack of a miracle.
Can I hear a “FUCK YES”, pleasE?!
What you might think is not good or moving enough, there’s always others out there who will be greatly moved by your work.
*pins on inspiration board*
Hoshit. *pins on board too*
as a straight dude im tired of all these yaoi fangirls thinking heterosexual characters like kaworu and shinji are anything more than best bros. as a straight bro, me and my straight bro friends like to hold each others hands and look at the stars together and maybe make out with each other sometimes. im not gay
#I loved this line SO MUCH because Lucifer- fucking LUCIFER- the mack daddy of rebellious angels who said fuck the police and took a powder before all other angels because he thought that Heavenly obedience was so last year- even fucking Lucifer thinks that Castiel is a bit of an odd duck and that his particular brand of Winchester flavored rebellion is worthy of comment
"Winchester flavored rebellion" is my favourite part of that comment
The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.
New rule…first ever fucking TARDIS Always reblogYes 12th Doctor, we’ll reblog it.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
At first I didn’t notice what changed….and then it hit me.
i think i just died
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to